YOUR FOOD IS YOUR DRUG

[maggie]

so obviously i'm the worlds biggest odd ball, and i do strange things during every day activities. today was singing my own rendition of "your love is my drug" by ke$ha to my fat cat. except, it wasn't so much that as "your food is your drug" while i was feeding him. for the amusement of mercy and amber, i give you the lyrics to "your food is my drug"

maybe you need a diet,
or maybe just need a treadmill,
you've got a sick obsession
it'll ruin your health

you're sleeping the days away,
and dreaming of kitty cupcakes,
i'm thinking of how to help you
but all you do is beg and beg!

what you've got cat, is lots of fat
all you do is sit on your ass
i'm all freaked out that you're gonna die
but you can't take food off your mind

because your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.
i said your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.

won't even think about fasting, but your good health
won't be lasting
but then you smell a bowl of food; you're addicted it's a crisis!

my friends think you're a beast, you're just looking for a feast
your steeze is gonna be affected if you keep it up like a lovesick crackhead

what you've got cat, is lots of fat
all you do is sit on your ass
i'm all freaked out that you're gonna die
but you can't take food off your mind

because your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.
i said your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.

you don't care what people say,
the rush is worth the price you pay,
you get so full after you eat,
but crash and crave it after your sleep.

so i got a question:
do you want me to put you on a strict diet?
does that make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
is food still your drug?
(huh) your drug, (huh) your drug, (hug) your drug
is your food still your drug?

because your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.
i said your food, your food, your food
is your drug
your food, your food, your food.

heyyy, heyyy. your food, your food, your food, your food.
(whispered) is your drug.
i like your fur.


CLEARLY I'M RIDICULOUS.