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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 16:41:09 GMT -5
lainey!!!! because of your damn grocery list i almost killed a girl.
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 18:47:13 GMT -5
"first off, [pauses] i'm surprised you actually read the grocery list. [pauses] secondly, that's my problem because....?"
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 18:48:40 GMT -5
you did specifically tell me to get my ass out of the house and do the grocery list [ laughs ] i can read, i just don't like to clean up after myself. and it is your fault for making me go to the damn grocery store. she may have a concussion!
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 18:50:46 GMT -5
"it comes as a surprise to me that you decided to listen to me this time. [pauses] you'll have to work on the cleaning part next. [pauses] again, how is this my fault? i wasn't at the grocery store with you, i didn't make you almost kill a girl. [laughs]"
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 18:54:58 GMT -5
yeah don't get used to it lainey. it isn't going to happen often. i needed pizza rolls and shit. the cleaning is not happening. i will leave my pop cans, books, and clothes where i feel like it. [ laughs ] it is your fault because if you wouldn't have made me go it never would have happened. if i was just at home i never would have run into the girl.
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 19:12:15 GMT -5
"oh, don't worry, i won't. [pauses] and i'll kick you out whenever i feel like it. i work, you hardly work. i clean, you never clean. i cook, you don't even microwave things. [pauses] are you seeing a pattern here? [pauses] alright. [pauses] my bad, i'll never make you use your legs and go to the damn store. ever think that it was your fault?"
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 19:34:41 GMT -5
if you want to kick me out i can start looking for a place tomorrow. i am going to school full time lainey, and dad gives us more than enough money to support me. [ shakes head ] yes i see your pattern. i am lazy and do what i want. i was saving her ass from going to jail because she was stealing. so it was your fault. [ laughs ]
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 19:39:40 GMT -5
"[sighs] no, i don't want you to leave but i do want you to act your age and do something. [pauses] exactly! our dad gave you more than enough money to support yourself. last time i checked, i emancipated myself when i was seventeen and moved out on my own. [pauses] stealing?! [sighs] oh, that's just lovely brody. [pauses] do i need to babysit you all the time? i asked you to go to the store, not get involved with the town's criminals.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 19:47:35 GMT -5
hey it's not my fault that dad gives me money. more than likely it is my mom's money. fancy lawyer that is never home. gives dad his ammunition to cheat like he does. [ shocked voice ] hey! i was not stealing, she obviously didn't have the money to buy what she needed so i helped her out. i wasn't involving myself with a criminal i was involving myself with a girl that needed help. you know mykayla would have been proud of me.
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 20:07:39 GMT -5
"[mocks] hey! it's not my fault daddy only takes care of one of us. [sighs] since i'm the unlucky one who gets the short end of the stick, i actually have to behave myself. i'm sorry, were you talking about our dad cause after you said cheating i kind of, spaced out a bit. [pauses] and you can't see, but i'm shaking my head right now. [pauses] i don't care if it was some gang dude who needed bullets, you need to stay out of trouble brody! [pauses] are you really bringing mykayla into this? i still can't comprehend why you went after my best friend. but whatever, i can't worry about that anymore. your into some criminal now!
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 20:27:37 GMT -5
i never said it was your fault! and i give you as much money as you need. yes i was talking about that bastard cheating on my mom. you would think these women would learn. [ sighs ] what happened? do i need to fuck some dude up for hurting big sis? and don't shake your head at me woman. [ nods ] yup totally bring kay into it. and it wasn't like i went after her because she was your best friend. i just liked her, and she liked me too. no we loved each other lain. you know all this though. she is not a criminal, her name is ashton. she's really nice though lain. give her a shot?
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Post by riah on Feb 7, 2011 22:47:13 GMT -5
"sure, you give me tons which is why i stay working as a waitress. [pauses] not all of us can be rich like you. [pauses] honey, he cheated on my mom first. hence, you. [pauses] nothing out of the usual boy cheats on girl and girl is too stupid to see. girl's friend tries to tell girl, but girl doesn't listen and cusses the boy friend out. when really, boy was cheating on girl, which leaves girl feeling like an ass. [pauses] yup, that about sums it up! [pauses] ......that's disturbing. not as disturbing as the rumor about you having slutty wedding sex, though! next time, try to come up with a better bullshit excuse than 'i have to pee'. [laughs] and she's not really a criminal? what's your definition of criminal, brody? she was stealing! last time i checked that was pretty illegal.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 22:57:05 GMT -5
hey i give you what i can out of what they give me! i pay for the food! so cut me a break, i give what i can. [ sigh ] who was the dumb fuck that was fucking with my big sis. i am going to beat some ass. i'm serious lainey, no one gets to fuck with you besides me. [ sighs ] how is it disturbing that i love and still love kay? and yeah, that isn't a rumor. definitely slept with roxie at the wedding. i have no shame. i was drunk and just didn't care. i can have a mishap [ laughs ] and a criminal is someone committing a felony, it was harmless. i never said it wasn't illegal, remember i'm the criminal justice major lainey. just stop. you would like her.
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