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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 29, 2010 23:46:45 GMT -5
" [answers phone gruffly while stomping down the hall] What?"
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:08:30 GMT -5
" is that any way to talk to your favorite sister? and please, please, please don't kill jared!!! "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 0:12:38 GMT -5
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't. [sound of Kade kicking in Jared's door and ungodly scream in background]"
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:15:25 GMT -5
" well you see... what was that? "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 0:18:01 GMT -5
"Jared, the unworthy brother you're trying to save."
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:20:22 GMT -5
" seriously? wow. my scream isn't even that high pitched. but please don't kill him! please?? "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 0:28:40 GMT -5
"Yeah, seriously. [hears Jared pleading in the background] And what's with you? Do you know what the retard did? [Jared screams again as Kade picks him up by the shirt collar] Better hope he can fly because he's going out the window."
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:31:59 GMT -5
" yes, i do. he told me... no! kade, please? don't. i only have three brothers, and if you kill jared and go to jail for his murder that's going to leave me with only hunter. i couldn't take that!! you wouldn't do that to me, would you kade? "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 0:42:31 GMT -5
"Hunter's not that bad, and since when is this is about you, huh? [hear some rustling as Kade shifts phone to shoulder, opening the window and Jared still pleading in the background] Any last words for brother Jared, Amy?"
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:45:24 GMT -5
" it was an angle. i thought it might work. and i suppose you can tell him that he can't say i never did anything for him. but you're not seriously going to throw him out the window? are you? come on, you know you'd hate yourself if you hurt him!! "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 0:53:51 GMT -5
"Hear that, Jare? Amy's last words to you are that you can't say she never did anything for you. [Jared: 'Help me!'] And no, I'm not going to hurt him. You think he's going to survive going out a window? My last words are... this is for eating my Froot Loops, bitch. [Jared screams, again, Kade chuckles] And there he went."
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 0:56:28 GMT -5
" KADE!!! ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?! is jared eating your fruit loops really worth putting him in a body cast!?!?! "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 1:02:00 GMT -5
"Amy, relax. It's a one story house, remember? He fell like three feet. Dunking his ass in the snow is definitely worth it. You really think I would kill someone over cereal?"
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 30, 2010 1:05:29 GMT -5
" *sighs* oh my god, kade! you scared the hell out of me! if it's only a three foot drop then why was jared acting like a scared little girl? "
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Post by kade marshall trent on Dec 30, 2010 1:08:38 GMT -5
"Because he is a scared little girl. And, like you, he obviously forgot he was living in a one story house. The worst that'll happen to him is that he'll get a little cold, and have to fix his door again. Bet he won't eat my cereal again."
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