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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 8, 2011 22:40:48 GMT -5
charlie! i think there is something wrong with me
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 8, 2011 22:44:51 GMT -5
" really? i've always known there was something wrong with you. wait!? aren't you on your honeymoon right now!? why are you calling me!? "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 8, 2011 22:47:01 GMT -5
thanks, and no. we've been back for like a week and half? didn't i tell you this? i am calling you because there is something wrong with me!
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 8, 2011 22:51:20 GMT -5
" WHAT!?!?!?!?! miranda, honey, you need to talk to me more often. i would have thrown you a welcome home party! and i would have held back on the strippers this time. *laughs* okay, okay. what's wrong with you? "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 8, 2011 22:54:36 GMT -5
we've been busy trying to get back into the groove of things. three weeks away from everything will do that to someone. yes, can we never have strippers at another party of mine please? [ pauses ] i'm late charlie.
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 8, 2011 23:01:28 GMT -5
" i was not responsible for the stripper, but i will make sure to reign in amy and zoey next time. *long pause* oh my... seriously, miranda? you wouldn't joke about this, right? "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 8, 2011 23:12:06 GMT -5
please contain them. [ long pause ] i am as serious as serious can be. there is no way i can be pregnant right? [ almost in tears ] charlie what am i gonna do?
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 9, 2011 0:09:32 GMT -5
" oh miranda... i... i... are you sure about it? have you went and bought a test? "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 9, 2011 0:17:56 GMT -5
i just got home, but i am not taking it until jared gets home. how am i supposed to tell him? what am i going to do if i am? [ starts to panic ] charlie i can't do this....
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 9, 2011 0:45:25 GMT -5
" relax miranda breathe! let me hear you! deep breaths! you're not good to me if you pass out over the phone... good. now do you remember that time senior year when i had my little pregnancy scare? you are going to do what you and i did. and if it comes out positive, we'll work through it. come on, randi. jared will be excited. he loves kids. you two will be okay, and you have me for all your babysitting and spoiling needs! "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 9, 2011 0:50:04 GMT -5
well you would have to come save me! [ tries to calm down with breathing ] i can't do this! we weren't supposed to have a baby anytime soon! we were supposed to get me through college and get settled. [ panics again ] i know he loves kids, but i can't do the mom and school thing, i just can't. what am i going to do!? i can't be pregnant, we never did it before we were married! this can't be happening!
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 9, 2011 0:54:50 GMT -5
" i told you to breathe, woman!! now do it! deep breath in. *takes deep breath* deep breath out. *exhales, pause* i said breathe, damn it! *waits* now miranda, if you think for a second you and jared are alone in this you are absolutely crazy. you're not going to have to do it all on your own. and i hate to tell you honey, but sometimes things just don't work out like you planned. i thought i'd be married with kids by now and that went down the tubes pretty fast. *pause* are you breathing!? "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 9, 2011 1:04:11 GMT -5
[ takes deep breath and exhales ] there i am breathing! are you happy? but i am freaking out! what am i supposed to do charlie? i know we aren't alone, but i am going to be alone! i can't be pregnant, it is jus completely insane! getting married was no where in my plan, but that happened. i'm not saying it would be bad, but i don't think i can handle it! the house isn't even finished yet! i can't... [ panics and starts hyperventilating ] no i am not breathing! I AM FREAKING OUT!
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Post by charlotte marie gray on Feb 9, 2011 8:20:13 GMT -5
" *long pause* i can't talk to you when you're like this. *another long pause* freaking out has never helped anything. and you haven't even taken the test yet! you might not actually be pregnant. "
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Feb 9, 2011 12:38:01 GMT -5
[ deep breath ] alright, i am calming down. and how else would you explain all the goofy crap that is going on with me? my period is late charlie! it is never late, NEVER
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