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Post by evelyn keely garland on Jan 31, 2011 23:56:57 GMT -5
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:06:44 GMT -5
well i am driving....you will never guess where.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:10:58 GMT -5
You know I hate guessing games. Um...you're driving to the airport for a long vacation in France to meet delicious Parisian boys? That sounds very Evie-ish.
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:14:45 GMT -5
yes i know. which is what makes this so much funner. well though i would have loved to say that i am going to france, unfortunately that is a negative. take another guess. doesn't involve a plane. just me and the car.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:22:13 GMT -5
Don't taunt my dislike of guessing games, Ev. That's a low blow. You're not going to France? I'm not sure if I should be disappointed that you're staying in the same country as I am, or happy because I don't have to spend my days jealous of your adventures. [laughs] Okay, um, you're going to a huge movie premiere and your date just so happens to be Brad Pitt? Who, by the way, is not cute.
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:25:21 GMT -5
oh you dislike brings me great pleasure young one. so don't tease me, it will only make things worse. [ laughs ] you should be happy that i am staying in the same country. maybe i wanted to take you along with me for my magical adventures. leave viddy here to mope about arietta all jealous. [ laughs ] brad pitt would not have been my choice if i were picking a date. i would be taking patrick dempsey. so eat that, but yet again you are wrong.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:32:42 GMT -5
I'm seven minutes younger than you! That does not give you bragging rights - or the right to call me young one. I am happy that you're in the same country. If you were to be arrested in France, there's not much I can do. But if you're arrested in the states, I can just come and pick you up like the loyal little lap dog that I am [laughs]. Actually, I don't think Vid would mind being stuck in Arietta. There's this guy that she's been seeing who she's pretty serious about. He's like...hot and stuff, but a total asshat. Whatever, she's all in looooooove. McDreamy? [sighs] Jealous. I think I would have gone for Chris Pine. The guy has got eyes that could make me drop my panties in a millisecond. Okay fine, I give up. Where are you headed, my sweet?
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 0:44:21 GMT -5
totally gives me bragging rights, and the ability to call you young one. you know that is a good point! i never thought about the ability for you to come bail my ass out of jail. though that was how many years ago that you had to do that? [ laughs ] so the eldest of us has a man? why am i just learning about this now. so you think that he's an asshat? sounds like my kind of guy, who is he? i am going to break her of her looooovve. that will happen, consider instead of going to france or going out with chris pine or mcdreamy....i am on my way back to the god forsaken piece of earth we call home. in other words young one i am coming to wreck havoc on the beautiful town of arietta
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 8:17:25 GMT -5
Definitely doesn't. If anyone has bragging rights in this relationship it's Viddy for being the old lady of our bunch. Actually, the last time was less than a year ago! You got arrested in Tuscon for reckless driving or something silly like that. But the last serious offense was a while ago [laughs] Well, he's only an asshat because he's slept with every woman in Arietta and he's only lived here for two years. But apparently he's just as serious about Vid as she is about him. Personally, I think she's setting herself up for disaster - once an asshat, always an asshat. Completely easy on the eyes, though. You're coming home?! Like...home home? God, I don't know if I should be worried or excited...but I think I'm a healthy mix of both!
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 12:20:56 GMT -5
oh please. you think i am going to let her have bragging rights? you are completely deranged. and you know what you loved every second of the ride to tuscon. and it driving too fast for conditions, but yeah the last serious offense was in seattle when i first left. [ laughs ] so he's a manwhore? sounds like my kind of man stell. this is viddy, she is known for doing that? no one in this town knows what they are in for with me coming into town. and yes i mean home home. you love me enough to lt me crash with you right? because i really don't wanna see mom or viddy. so i'm staying with you. and you definitely should be excited and nervous. the tornado is back, and ready to cause some trouble.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 12:28:14 GMT -5
Well, I may be the baby, but I'm cooler than both of you combined. Therefore, the bragging rights belong to moi. The drive to Tuscon was long and boring and I got side-swiped by an eighteen wheeler. I think we should both just feel grateful that I survived the drive to Tuscon! Oh God [groans] please tell me you're not going to come in and cause drama for Vid again. You know it's only going to put me in the middle like it always does. Fuck torturing Vid, that's torturing me! [sighs] Yes, I suppose you can crash at my place. As long as you don't expect me to cook, or anything. I almost burned the house down making popcorn a couple weeks ago and I've sworn of my kitchen ever since. And as long as you don't cause trouble with me, I think I can survive that.
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 12:40:11 GMT -5
you wish you were cooler than me. so it was pretty funny that you think so. alright so tuscon was bad, but not as bad as seattle or houston. [ smirks ] now what kind of sister would i be if i didn't come in and cause drama for vidette? though i am not going to bring you in, but i am your favorite so if i were to say break up the happy couple you can just side with me. oh i am going to torture vid, but i will leave you out...maybe. [ laughs ] i don't mind that you don't cook. i picked up a few tricks along the way. you think you can survive me? that is pretty funny! [ laughs ]
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 1, 2011 12:58:35 GMT -5
I am cooler than you. I know it's hard to handle, but it's the truth. I think Seattle was the worst, considering it was raining cats and dogs when I picked you up. Houston wasn't too bad, aside from those creepy old men that tried to hit on us in that weird little bar on the way home. [rolls eyes] You'd be the nice kind of sister, and 'nice' just doesn't suit you well, my dear. You do know, however, that it's my duty as the sweet sibling to inform her that you're coming to town, right? She at least needs to be prepared for the onslaught of damage you're about to bring. And I do not pick favorites! You both just favor me. Oh dear, you're not going to cook me spicy food that you discovered in Chile or some weird Asian rice with cats baked into it that you uncovered in China, right? [smiles] I've survived you for twenty two years, Ev. I think I've become a pro at it by now.
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Post by evelyn keely garland on Feb 1, 2011 13:09:28 GMT -5
you wish woman, but seattle was bad. that was when i was actually facing assault charges. which was not good, thankfully the charges got dropped. and the rain wasn't that bad if you were used to it like i was. now houston was a whole other situation, and we are not going to discuss it. yeah....well shit happens stell. no, nice does not suit me. and if you tell her that i am coming i will not talk to you. she can find out on her own like she does every other time i am here.and you do so pick favorites, you just say that so vid doesn't get pissy. no! maybe some crepes but that is about it. i just know how to feed myself [ laughs ] you think your a pro huh? you jut wait and see if you handle me this time around.
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