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[dereck michael nolan]

"More than one look of death?! Iz, stop confusing me! [ sighs ] it's not crazy talk, it's me being one hundred percent truthful! But, fine. [ shakes head ] That's fine, you may drink, just not overly drink. Agreed. [ nod ] Oh, so you don't want to have sex? I see how it is, keeping me waiting and not getting what I want. Sadness. [ pout ]"

[isobel daniella caulfield]

yes there is more than one. you will just have to learn the many looks of isobel caulfield. good luck dereck, i wish you the best. [ laughs ] oh you are totally lying. i am hardly perfect for anyone. i know, i already knew that. i made a promise and i am not allowed to drink like i did at the wedding. [ giggles ] so are you saying that you want to have sex with me? you know i'm worth the wait though dereck. just admit it.

[dereck michael nolan]

"More than one? Greattt. Thanks a lot! [ shakes head ] I'm actually not lying! So hah. [ raises eyebrow ] I thought you didn't keep promises, or anything like that? Thought you didn't believe them. [ cough ] Um, I never said that, but yes. [ clears throat ] Anyway, you are indeed worth the wait. Not that I want to wait, but it seems like I'm going to have to. "

[isobel daniella caulfield]

no problem! i am happy to make things complicated! [ laughs ] you are definitely lying. no one likes me that much. i really don't, but it's more like a deal. if i quit, he quits. so it is a win win situation, though it kind of sucks. [ shrugs shoulders, and giggles ] oh you don't want to wait? interesting thought, though i never said you would have to wait now. i just said that you had to wait as in you couldn't have done it when i was a mess.

[dereck michael nolan]

"I could make this complicated, and say.. uh... I have no idea, but I'll think of something. [ laugh ] I'm not lying, Iz. You're bad at accepting compliments, aren't you? [ nods ] Well, you see... I uh... I can wait, I just really don't want to... and well, you're just so.... beautiful, that I don't think I can actually resist. [ pauses ] I'm saying too much! Er... SO. How was your day today? "

[isobel daniella caulfield]

don't make it complicated! that is my job silly! [ laughs ] you are lying, and the answer to that question is most definitely. i am horrible at accepting compliments, because nine times out of ten it isn't true. [ blushes ] so you are saying that you don't want to wait to have sex with me because i am simply irresistible? care to tell me what is so irresistible about me? and you aren't saying too much, this is me we are talking about....you are saying enough to keep me interested. and my day was alright. nothing spectacular...how was your day?

[dereck michael nolan]

"You're lucky that I can't think of anything! [ laugh ] Well, just think of this as the one out of ten times that it's always going to be true then. [ nod ] Yes, and I hope you have a minute or so to spare, the list may go on and on. For one, you're not like other girls, I mean that in a good way. Two, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. Three, I feel like we have a connection, i feel myself drawn to you. Four, you're a perfect model, you make me money! [ laugh ] Five, I trust you, no matter your words of saying you're a bitch, I feel like I can trust you with my life. Six, you're not heartless, I am determined to show you that. Should I still go on? Or are you flattered enough? [ laugh ] And my day is getting better, it seems. "

[isobel daniella caulfield]

how am i always going to know that you mean everything? you could not possibly mean everything that comes out of your mouth. [ pauses ] those are all well and good, except half of them aren't true. you probably shouldn't trust me, and you definitely shouldn't try to prove that i'm not heartless. i also seem to be exactly like other girls, especially the heartbroken ones, i am distrusting and cold. so no i don't believe you. the only thing that is true is my eyes, they are pretty awesome. [ laughs ] why is your day getting better?

[dereck michael nolan]

"Fine, don't believe be, but I can assure you that I'm not lying. I have no reason to lie to you. [ shakes head ] You really need to learn to accept compliments, Iz. I'm doing my best here, and you're rejecting each one! I know you see yourself different, but I see you in a different light too. Just accept my thoughts. [ sighs ] Please... [ shakes head ] Because I'm talking to you, that's why it's getting better, of course. "

[isobel daniella caulfield]

neither do i, so i am being honest here. i don't trust men, so it's nothing personal. you always see me in a better light. i don't know why or how you see me like that, but fine. i won't say that you are lying about everything, but it doesn't mean that i believe it. [ laughs ] you are such a dork dereck. i am not someone that would make a day brighter. especially after the wedding fiasco

[dereck michael nolan]

"Alright, that's not a problem, I understand that I'm going to have to work for your trust. [ laugh ] Maybe because you act differently around me, because you like me a little bit, remember? [ laugh ] Truthfully, the wedding fiasco was funny, but I really needed someone to talk to... everyone has been telling me to get a dog, since I get lonely. [ laugh ] Plus, it's not everyday that I get to talk to a gorgeous girl, you should start calling me more often. "

[isobel daniella caulfield]

dereck, you see me different than anyone has seen me, even kaler. so it is really something strange that you tell me this stuff all the time. glad that my misfortune was a good thing for you. maybe a dog is a good thing for you. but you can always come over and entertain me if you get so bored. [ laughs, and then blushes ] i am not gorgeous, but i think i can handle calling you more often. but that is a two way street mister. you could call me more often too ya know.

[dereck michael nolan]

"I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not? Or a confusing thing, who knows. The light I see you in, is a good one, even if you're rather scary when mad. [ laugh ] it wasn't your misfortune really, okay maybe it was but still! I'm not just going to come over unannounced, I'd feel bad. [ nod ] Hey now, I never know when you're busy or not, I'm usually always not busy, so it's easier that way. Remember, I'm close to a hermit, so... rather boring person. [ laugh ] WHAT DO YOU SEE IN ME, IZZY. Don't say nothing because you'll make me pout."

[isobel daniella caulfield]

not sure. just take it as it comes. the wedding was a huge misfortune what are you talking about?! i may have ruined the longest friendship that i have ever had! who knows if he is ever going to forgive me, and i wouldn't blame him if he didn't. and people come over to my house all the time unannounced. why would you be any different? [ laughs ] i'm only busy whenever i'm at the bar or with you. so take your pick. what isn't to see in you dereck?

[dereck michael nolan]

"Well, I guess that's pretty bad, but still! There are some funny pictures. [ laugh ] Try and see the bright side about it, though I'm sorry about the whole friendship thing. [ nod ] Well fine, seems I'm going to be coming over more often then, hopefully I don't bust in at a random... heartfelt moment. [ laugh ] A lot actually, I'm quite boring for one, and two, I'm not all that great looking. And a lot of other things that will make me feel bad if I listed."