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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 18:47:45 GMT -5
shayne veronica. how dare you insinuate that i am bribing you with tequila... thats hurtful on my end. [ pauses, then laughs ] your not a bother, if you say that again next time i see you imma smack you for saying that, and i might be bribing you. you know what, your going to work your hours, then your going to come back here, and relax and watch all the movies you want... along with that brand new tequila i have. . .
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 18:52:24 GMT -5
landon alexander, i know damn well that you are bribing me. go ahead, slap me. at least do it for something i deserve, like not telling you what is going on. [ sighs ] and how would you know my hours? what if i just never leave the hospital again? at least that way i don't have to see anyone. what would you do about that.
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 18:56:29 GMT -5
are your really making an assumption that i wont be able to get you from the hospital? guess again honey, i will go in there and throw you over my shoulder and your going to leave whether you like it or not. them doctors will prbably be thankful that your leaving for a while. and then i will lock you in the basement until you sleep and you eat and your better again. VERNON, i am bribing you. you better like it too.. otherwise imma have all the tequila myself..
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 19:01:18 GMT -5
yes i am really making that assumption. and you will do no such thing! i am not being carried around anywhere! micah won't let you take me away. he likes having me around. and you will not lock me in the basement, and i doubt that i am going to be normal shayne for a while. vernon wouldn't tell you shit. because he likes looking at me, and that is a fact. so bribe me with tequila, but you are not drinking any of it.
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 19:05:26 GMT -5
i will carry you... micah will have to deal because im the big mean lando remember? i was calling you vernon miss. . . . . but okay. well, either you stay here for however you want, tequila and house included or im drinking the tequila by myself while watching despicable me. your choice my lover.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 19:09:32 GMT -5
you will not! and micah will protect me. he will hide me somewhere you can't find me. [ raises eyebrows ] why the hell would you call me vernon? weirdo. [ laughs ] and you will not drink that tequila! if you want me to come anywhere near you, you won't touch it! i will kill you! and what if i stay for a movie and drink all the tequila? does that count?
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 19:13:20 GMT -5
no that will not count.. because then you will leave and go back to being a mopey chick... [ smirks ] oh really? i cant touch the tequila? [ lifts hand and goes to poke it ] here i go, goin to touch the bottle. [ laughs ] i called you vernon because i was trying to find another name to call you by, and i was trying for your middle name this time, so i didnt want to call you veron, i wanted vernon!.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 19:20:03 GMT -5
who said i wasn't going to be mopey chick when i was over there with my bottles of tequila? i will kill you lando, don't test me! ronnie would have been normal and another of my nicknames dork! landini is a moron sometimes. don't ever call me vernon again. it's either shayne or ronnie, or some combination of those. weirdo. [ rolls eyes ]
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 19:41:12 GMT -5
vernon vernon vernon vernon vernon vernon SHANNIE, vernon vernon vernon [ smirks ] your not staying just for a night. your going to stay however long VERNON, even if i have to buy a dog collar for you and put my information on it!
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 19:48:18 GMT -5
well for the stunt you just pulled i'm not staying at all. drink the fucking tequila by yourself. i don't want any of it. i'm not coming to your house, or anyone's for that matter. i am going to lock myself in the hospital and you will never find me.
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 19:51:59 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO! NOOOOO SHAY!! besides, if i drink it all, im not going to shop for anything if you come over...
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 20:23:14 GMT -5
too bad. i'm not coming over so you won't have to go shopping! because i am putting my foot down. you will never find me!
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 20:25:14 GMT -5
NOOOOOO! I'll be a good landon! Im sorryyy! Noooooo! [ mopes ] fine. imma go get that ice cream and mix it with the tequila and watch a movie by myself then... some friend you are [ pretends to sniffle ].
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Feb 10, 2011 20:32:35 GMT -5
you can mope all you want, i'm still not coming over. and you really are mixing it with ice cream? go ahead and cry, i am over it. you have been nothing but mean to me!
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Feb 10, 2011 20:37:30 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOO.... im sorrryyy! please forgive meeee..... lando loves you.. you should see this frown im puttin on. i never frown for anything honey! fine then.. imma see if i can go call - oh... nevermind what i just said...
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