• life on earth

[talan joshua davis]

I took you out... like... a month ago! Sorry you go too busy! Not my fault! Yeah yeah, now you have rights, and so do I, AND I WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE RIGHTS. I'm not nuts.. and even if I am, you still love me! High profile ones, hm? ...guess I owe you a lotttttt of money. Wait a minute, you think I could only get twenty-five?! They do! I compliment you all the time, and you either make some grunting noise or laugh. Oh that's true, and we don't need another one of those tapes. >.> -covering ears- LA LA LA LA LA. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ITTTTT. If it wasn't with me, it wasn't great. -covers eyes as well- NOT READINGGG.

[vidette isabelle garland]

A month ago was a loooong time ago! I'm not stopping you! You're kind of nuts, but you're right, I do love you. Your nuttiness is the reason I love you. You get discount price. So like...you only gotta pay me fifty-ish. Sound good? If you think you can get more then by all means, prove it! Well...I don't take compliments well, you know that. The only person who could kind of make me believe compliments was Kaler...and then I found out he was fucking my best friend...and now I don't trust him enough to believe him when he calls me beautiful. But that's a wholeee other story. Yeah, I'm afraid that one of these days someone will stumble upon one of our tapes and post it on the internet. Can you imagine how people would react to that?! I don't know, Kaler's pretty good...How are you covering your eyes and typing at the same time? You need hands!

[talan joshua davis]

I should take you out to dinner again, haven't done that in a while, and I feel like it's a tradition. I learn my nuttiness from the best, you! Bwhaha! Fifty? What happened to the times where I got it for free? Cause, i liked those better! And how am I supposed to prove that I can get more than twenty-five?! Cause, I KNOW I CAN. ....wait, you're still with him even after that? Vidette... come on... -sigh- I'm not one to judge, so I won't. But, I've never betrayed you, so trust my words. Oh god, we'd make some big bucks off of those! Charge people to watch them! Hahaha, people would think I have a nice ass. ;D Actually, I haven't seen those in a long time... where did you end up hiding them? Please don't say in the Finding Nemo, and disney movie boxes. I CAN TYPE WITH ONE HAND, THANKS. I have skill... wait.... STILL NOT READING. >.>

[vidette isabelle garland]

I think you should, too. I miss the nights we would go out to dinner and just spend time together; it's been a while. I'm the nuttiest out there! It's good to see that I'm rubbing off on you. Times have changed, Talan baby. Now Kaler's the only one who gets it for free. But I rocked your world for fifty! Well, I'm not sure about that. So yeah, you have to prove yourself. Well, I wasn't with him...I ended things with him and fixed things with Shayne, and then a month later he did the whole apology, I love you thing and...here we are today. I know you've never betrayed me; you've been the most honest, trustworthy person I've ever known. You have no idea how much I appreciate that. They would think you have a nice ass? What about my ass?! But we definitely could make a good chunk of change off of them. Why would I hide them in the disney movie boxes?! Imagine if Kaler went to go watch Finding Nemo and instead found THAT...LOL. No, I'm more creative than that with my hiding spots ;D If you're not reading, then how did you know what I wrote? Typing with one hand is pretty skillfull. I'm envious of your awesomeness right now.

[talan joshua davis]

Yeah, I really enjoyed those times, and yeah maybe we'll go tomorrow! How does that sound? Rubbing off and on me, Viddy. ;D Wait wait wait, I don't like these changed times thing, I only get a small discount!? Wow, some biffle you are! So... what you're saying is... an apology and a heartless 'I love you' can make things just... disappear? I should remember that, cause I mean I said I loved you a few times, and what the hell. -sighs- Eh, past is past I guess... Lololol! You barely ever see your ass on th- Oh wait... the second one, well... I'm sure men will enjoy your ass too, but we're not letting those get out! Ever... ever. LOLOL yeah, we do not need people finding them, but seriously I thought that was a good place... where did you put them? Cause, I know they aren't here... well one may be, actually I know one is, but there are others! Bet you have one in your computer right now, you probably watch it! You should know I am very skilled with one hand, or have you forgotten already!?

[vidette isabelle garland]

Tomorrow sounds perfect! Oh dear, you're dirty :p Okay, okay. Just because you're special, I'll let you off the hook and you can have that one free. Sound good? His 'I love you' wasn't heartless. Despite what everyone may think, Kaler does have a heart...it just takes a whole hell of a lot to find it. And trust me, I worked hard for it. Oh, Talan...do we really have to bring that up now and ruin our epic flow? If it helps, you were the first person I said I love you to. Do you want men to enjoy your ass? I'm not sure if that's a kink thing or a hidden message...is there something you're not telling me, Talan? ;D But no, no. Those tapes are going to stay hidden forever. If I told you where I put them, you'd go looking for them and who knows where you would let them end up. With your luck, someone would really find them and then we'd be in trouble. You have one?! Which one do you have? No! One is not in my computer! You probably watch yours all the time, don't you? Haha. Trust me, I haven't forgotten. But oh God, I've already corrupted you!

[talan joshua davis]

That's good, cause I could use a meal out! Which one?! Wait a minute, I didn't get anything for free! D: Tricked me! Heard he dumped a pretty hot girl for you, don't feel bad or anything? But, who am I to speak, just the best friend. No... we don't have to bring it up at all... -shrug- What? Ew, no! Please, I like women wayyy too much for that. But yes, I'm not telling you that I love you so. Do I still have a draw there? Cause then, I will know where they are!! I have the... -checks- fourth one, good one too. I watched it last week! Ten bucks says you've watched three or four times! I should of took six, that one was gooddddd. We're horrible... Lolol. You didn't corrupt me! I did the corrupting!

[vidette isabelle garland]

I could too. I'm really tired of eating my own cooking. You always got stuff for free, don't lie! Who? Izzy Caulfield? I don't see what's so special about her, but I guess I should feel honored, huh? You know you're more than just the best friend...you mean the world to me. Well, if we're going to have this whole awkward conversation, we might as well have it in person, right? Okay, okay. I'll take your word for it! Besides, I think I know how much you like women ;D I think you do still have a drawer here, actually. So if you do, they're probably still there...LAST WEEK?! Well, it's good to know that you still fantasize about me hahah! You owe me ten bucks then, buddy! I have to admit, six was the best. At least, I think it's six...We are really terrible, aren't we? I wonder what people must think when they hear us talking like this. Actually yeah, I agree with that. You're the whole reason I'm like this!

[talan joshua davis]

I never got anything for free, you liar! I guess that's her name, I've never actually met her, it kinda sucks for her though, I'd feel bad. You should feel honoured, beating out those other girls, must be special. Nooo, we are not having the awkward conversation at all. Cause, it leads nowhere and just makes awkward air, so no. Yes, you indeed know that. And seriously, you kept my draw there even with the boyfriend around? You must really like me! And what? Fantasize? >.> Noooo. You should rewatch them, I don't even remember how many there are! Probably think we're making it all up! I'd hope anyway, cause if they know we're serious, they might find us very weird. BWHAHA I HAVE CORRUPTED!

[vidette isabelle garland]

You're the liar! You got everything free. I mean...I kind of feel bad too, you know? Because I know she hates me for it. I wouldn't say I'm special...and fine, we don't have to have that conversation if you don't want to. Well, you know...it was just in case...but yeah, it's still there. You totally fantasize, just admit it. You fantasize about meeeee! I'm in your dreeeeeams. We make it sound like there were hundreds of them, don't we? But I really don't think there are that many of them. Look at you suggesting that I should rewatch them! Couldn't that be considered cheating...? Oh God, everyone in Arietta would know in a heartbeat if someone overheard us. Yeah, yeah. Don't get too excited now!

[talan joshua davis]

I used to, why not anymore?! D: Yeahhh, I think you should lock your doors and windows! Never know! But, I would like to have that conversation but it's not the right time to, and you know that. Just in case? In case of what?! Say itttt. I do not! >.> Well maybe once or twice, BUT STILL. a week... >.> WHAT? And... I know we don't have hundreds! It's not even close to that, right? That's not cheating, you're not doing anything! Well... your old self is but you're not! True, Arietta is full of people who'd figure it out in minutes. It's an honour to corrupt the Viddy!

[vidette isabelle garland]

Because...I don't know! Do you want free things?! Oh God, imagine if she came after me? She'll kill me! I'm defenseless! You're right. That's for another day. You're really going to make me say it? Ugh. Just in case you came back and things worked out between us, I suppose. I don't know, it was a precaution. Once or twice a week? Hahaha, jeez I'm always on your mind, aren't I? ;D Definitely not close! We have like...seven, tops. Maybe only six. I don't know. >.> But by watching it I'm doing something! Everyone gossips around here, it's disgusting. I'm sure it is -.- I was so innocent and naive before I met you. Look what you've done to my poor virgin mind!

[talan joshua davis]

Yes! I would very much so enjoy free things. Yeahh, I hope she doesn't! But, I'll do my best to defend you! But, I'm not much use either. EVEN IF I HAVE BIG MUSCLES. -flex- ...yup. >.> Aw... and I wish they did... but you're happy now, and that's all that matters. You are... happy, right? Stop teasing me! D: I'm never telling you personal things againnn! You don't know? Count Viddy, count! Something? I am a something now? Jeez. But, by watching you're not really doing anything, unless you decided to act it out again! <.< I did a lot more to your virgin self. -cough- I MEAN WHAT?

[vidette isabelle garland]

Fine, then you can have free things. I hope she doesn't either! You defending me would be absolutely adorable, but I think Izzy is a lot tougher than you. Besides, hitting girls is not acceptable :p You're incredibly sweet, though. Yes, I'm happy. He's been really good to me. But for the record, if I didn't love him so much, I think it could have worked. Aww, you know you love my teasing! And you can't not tell me personal things! I tell you everything! Uh okay, hold on! I have six, and if you really only have one, then we only made seven. I am a math geniusss! Well...true. I guess watching it wouldn't be as high on the cheating scale as actually cheating :p Doesn't mean I'll do it! LOL you're never going to let me live down the fact that you stole my virginity, are you?

[talan joshua davis]

I can have free things?! :D She probably is stronger than me, and I wouldn't actually hit her, just prevent her from hitting you! And, if you ever have a falling out... I'm here. I'm not jinxing you or anything! You don't tell me everything! But, to tell you the truth, if you want it, I wish things would of worked out for us.. I really really do. Seven, not so bad! We're going to watch one tonight, aren't we? To make fun of ourselves... like number one. LOL. Standing in front of the camera wondering if it's on for a few minutes. I didn't steal it! I gracefully took it. >.> YOU TOOK MINE, STEALER.