• life on earth

[vidette isabelle garland]

Talan, would you believe me if I told you that I successfully built an igloo all by myself that is still standing and can comfortably fit at least five people inside?

[talan joshua davis]

Viddy, I don't believe you at all. But I'm guessing that you're going to show me sooner or later, before the sun melts it away. Why wasn't I invited to this igloo making? You're holding out on me, Vid.

[vidette isabelle garland]

What little faith you have in me, my friend. It was a spur of the moment deal! I promise to invite you on my next igloo building mission, deal? And of course I'm going to have to show you. It'll blow your mind, Talan. Blow. Your. Mind.

[talan joshua davis]

We're having a snowball fight too! And I have faith in you, but building something like that by yourself, next thing you'll tell me is that you installed heating so we can camp out in it. You can blow my mind any time, Vid. ;D Lolol, you asked for that one! Anyway, movie night tonight? I haven't seen you in days!

[vidette isabelle garland]

Snowball fight? Oh, you're doing down, Davis. I've got spectacular aim. You honestly think I can install heating? That's your job ;D Oh, ew Talan. The mental images you just gave me are so unwelcomed! Movie night sounds good! I'm actually glad you suggested that, because I have so much junk food in my house that I have no idea what to do with it.

[talan joshua davis]

You first, Garland! You do? Remember when you threw that book at me last week, yeah you missed by a mile! My form of heating is hugging, so no! Lolol. OH. Well thanks, Vid! I'm glad you think I'm so attractive. -fake sob- Junk food? Niceeee foodddddd. Guess who is bumming at your place tonight, meeeee. :D

[vidette isabelle garland]

Me first? Please. I'll own you, Davis. That book was heavy AND you ducked out of the way. I can't make things change course mid-throw! You don't want to hug me? That's upsetting. My little heart is broken ): Oh shut up, Talan. You're one of the hottest guys I know! Technically I'm not allowed to tell you that because Kaler might come after you in a raging fit of jealousy...but what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? Yay! This may sound kind of pathetic, but I really miss you and honestly can't wait to see you.

[talan joshua davis]

Uh no, Garland, you're going down! That book was not heavy! You just throw like a girl, which is funny cause you are. And am I allowed to hug you? Manwhore boyfriend might get mad at me and try to murder me. Just remember Vid, you were mine before him! And thank you, I work hard for these dashing good looks. And what else are we doing that we're not telling him, are you being bad, Viddy? Aww. Well, I've missed you lots too. You have to stop being so busy all the time, that or I'm just going to start stopping by unexpected!

[vidette isabelle garland]

I'm not going anywhere, Davis. Ten bucks says I'll win. I do not throw like a girl! Well, I kind of do. But shut up. I could have hit you if you didn't duck. Yes, you're allowed to hug me. Kaler can't get mad about that, darling. And just between you and me, you'll always be my number one guy. Hahah. Your work has paid off! You're quite the looker. Aren't I always bad, Talan? ;D Lol. I think I'll just stop being busy. You never know what you might stumble upon if you drop in unannounced!

[talan joshua davis]

Ten bucks? No no, we're betting dinner on this! If I win, you have to cook me dinner! If you win, I'll take you out to dinner cause pretty sure you don't want me cooking. Alright fine fine, it may have hit me if I didn't have quick reflexes. Then hugs it shall be, just no grabbing my ass! Yes, I noticed that! Aw, that's sweet of you and that is something we're keeping just between us cause I like living. Oh yay! My efforts have paid off, good. And I thought you said hooker, I was going to ask how you found out about my other job! Yes... you are indeed always bad, naughty Vid. Eww, I don't want to know what I will stumble upon! Jeez.

[vidette isabelle garland]

Dinner it is, then! You better have your wallet handy, because you're going to lose. Thank you. But it would have hit you. If I can't grab your ass then you can't grab mine, deal? Kaler's wonderful and I love him to pieces, but he can never replace you. You're my best friend! You're a hooker now!? How come I've never seen you around? I'm always hookin'. I'm only bad and naughty with you, Talan. Exactly. You might see something that could potentially give your innocent little mind nightmares.

[talan joshua davis]

Better hone in on those cooking skills of yours, cause you're cooking me a feast! And whoa.. Whoa, no deal! No deal at all! D'aw, I'm glad someone thinks I'm better than manhoeextreme. WAS THAT YOU THE OTHER NIGHT? Oh man, I had no idea, sorry about the... awkward alley sex, I mean, jeez. All the makeup made you lose your natural beauty, had no idea! You mean, you were... since we're not allowed to do that anymore, unless it's a don't tell moment! My innocent little mind enjoys staying pure, thank you. PURE I SAY.

[vidette isabelle garland]

Hey, I'm a fantastic cook. If you do happen to win (which you won't), you'll be amazed by my cooking. Then we've seem to hit an impasse. If you can grab my ass, I can grab yours! Manhoeextreme? That was the best insult you could come up with? Lolol....maybe. It wasn't awkward...until now. But aww, I have natural beauty? <3 I think it's another don't tell moment. Are you sure? Because I'm more than willing to corrupt you with details of my sex life right now.

[talan joshua davis]

I know you are, that's why I'm determined to win, I miss your cooking! Haven't had a home made meal in forever! Fine, you can, I'll give you that, for now! I've never been good at insults, you know this. >.> It was just fun to say. By the way, you still owe me twenty bucks for that, made it more awkward now. Yes, of course you have natural beauty, I've been telling you that for years! Never believing me. Oh good, T & V's don't tell moments are the best, we could make our own show with that.... TV. lolol. NOPE, DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, KTHANXS. JUST NO. YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF.

[vidette isabelle garland]

All I eat is homemade cooking, that's why I'm determined to win so you can take me out to a meal that someone else has cooked for a change! Yes, score! I probably won't actually grab your ass, I just want the rights too in case I'm ever in the mood to do so. Yeah I know but...manhoeextreme? You're nuts. You only charge twenty bucks for sex? Really? You could at least get twenty five. I'm one of those high profile hookers that starts at a minimum of one hundred. Apparently your compliments go right over my head. But thank you! TV...ahahah. We really could though. I think it would be more of a porno than an actual show, though. xD Are you sure? I mean, I had some pretty great sex the other day that would make for the perfect corruption story.