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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 1:39:20 GMT -5
you are going to make me sweet tea because you love me. because i am a sexual being that isn't sleeping around. now if it were you i was sleeping with i have been there done that so it isn't something that is bad. what if i promised to clean your sheets and do your entire laundry for a month. she only wanted me because you had me. so let her see.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 1:42:52 GMT -5
I do love you, but I refuse to make you sweet tea if you continue to hate on my pink lemonade. Oh right, you're going through withdrawls. Well, that sucks for you! Do you honestly think that sleeping together again is a good idea? I mean, we did it once because we didn't want to have the awkward virginity conversation with other people, but actually sleeping together just for the hell of it could be a really bad idea.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 1:52:49 GMT -5
awe stella! fine, i'll stop teasing you and your pansy drink. hey, i am actually proud of my ability to keep it in my pants. thanks. why wouldn't it be a good idea? i mean it's not like we are going to be dating. it's up to you. i am just making the offer and suggestion. because i am awesome -grins-
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 8:19:03 GMT -5
Thank you! I appreciate that. No, no! Don't think I'm not proud of you too. I just enjoy teasing you about it because I imagine how hard it must be. Lol. Movies and tv shows have taught me a lesson. Hell, Vidette and Kaler taught me a lesson! Friends with benefits can only end two ways - in disaster, or with us dating. Does that sound like any fun to you?
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 11:30:27 GMT -5
yeah whatever you say stellar. you better be proud of me, because it is kind of difficult. but at the same time i don't want to be one of the many manwhores around this town. awe stella, are you saying that it would be a bad thing to date me? i'm gonna go pout not, ha not really. but whatever you say stella. and besides we most definitely are not vidette and kaler.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 12:36:46 GMT -5
Exactly. There are too many manwhores around here as it is, we don't need you becoming another one. It wouldn't be a bad thing, necessarily. But I imagine it would be pretty awkward, right? We would be a recipe for disaster in a relationship. No, we'll never be Vidette and Kaler. They're in a league all their own.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 12:44:38 GMT -5
exactly. i am putting my manwhorish ways to rest. and i would only be as awkward as you made it. and how do you know we would be a disaster? hmmmm, but yes those two are league all their own.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 14:39:07 GMT -5
Good for you, Brodster! I'm proud of you. We would be a disaster, just face it. Honestly picture us in a relationship and tell me we're not destined to fail. I try not to even think of their relationship if possible. They kind of gross me out with all their cuteness.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 14:49:55 GMT -5
you should be proud stell. i am awesome. oh we would be fine stella. we would be our dorky selves as always and it would be fine. i really don't even want to get into their cuute disgustingness. so change the topic! i'm saying we definitely could do it if we wanted to .
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 14:53:58 GMT -5
I'm always proud of you, aren't I? Okay, no more discussing the cuteness. But it more or less sounds like you're trying to convince me that we should date, and that you already do want to. Have you been harboring feelings for me all these years, Brodster? ;]
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 14:57:32 GMT -5
this is true you are always proud of your brodster! lol. hey maybe i am trying to trick you into dating me so i can sleep with your gorgeous face day in and day out. ever think about that? and i always love my stellar! always.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 15:00:20 GMT -5
Always! I didn't think about it until now, no. But I'm not going to sleep with you, Brody! -sigh- Aw, and Stellar loves her Brodster! Sometimes, when I say things like that, I feel like I'm talking to a puppy rather than a human being.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 15:11:47 GMT -5
WHY?! i don't get what would be so bad about sleeping with me! you would think about me as a puppy. but it is kind of adorable how we came up with these names way back in the day.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 15:23:19 GMT -5
I think the real question is why do you WANT to sleep with me? You're the cutest puppy ever, though! Oh I know. You were...what? Six the first time I called you Brodster?
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 15:28:19 GMT -5
i think that is would be because i don't won't our sexy time to be back when we were awkward. because i want to anyway! good enough for you? i am the cutest puppy, and you were what 8? we were really dorks. but i wouldn't change it ever! cause i love my stellar.
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