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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 0:03:12 GMT -5
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 0:05:40 GMT -5
stelllllllllarrrrrrrrr! what is up my favorite girl?
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 0:07:12 GMT -5
oh you know, just hanging out. drinking some lemonade, watching dog the bounty hunter, and attempting to drown out the sound of evie singing 'born to be wild' in the kitchen. the usual. and what about you, my favorite and most handsome best friend?
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 0:15:30 GMT -5
wait, you made lemonade and didn't invite me over? that is cold stellar. i am hurt by this, and when did the evil one get back? oh you know me, i like making kay feel uncomfortable. which actually worked out for me, but i am sitting here watching law and order because there is nothing else on. if you were my best friend you would be here entertaining me.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 0:19:59 GMT -5
It's pink lemonade. Last time I offered you pink lemonade you said it was the pansy drink and you wouldn't be caught dead drinking it. That's why I didn't invite you over, silly goose! She is not evil...she's borderline psychotic, but not evil. Evie came home a few days ago and, for some reason or another, I loaned her my couch. So she's been crashing with me and annoying me by singing every chance she gets. How on Earth did you embarrass Kay now? :p Law & Order? You really couldn't find anything better? If you were my best friend you would get off your lazy ass and come entertain me!
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 0:24:23 GMT -5
oh, well in that case i don't want your pansy ass drink. i appreciate you not inviting me, but you should have made sweet tea instead that way i could enjoy myself. dude, evie is evil. you are just the favorite so you aren't aware of what she is capable of. remember how she kept trying to make moves on me back in the day. like i was a prize! and you loaned it to her because you are a good sister and a good person. oh you know me, i made her think about me naked over messenger. i'm awesome like that . hey, i like my crime shows; criminal justice major! duh, and you should bring your lazy ass over here. lainey left me by myself today....i should find my own place.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 0:30:31 GMT -5
But I wasn't in the mood for sweat tea. I wanted my pansy drink, so I made my pansy drink. Yeah...I don't know why she likes me so much. She went from shoving me in sandboxes to crashing on my couch and protecting me from all the necessary evils. Not like I'm complaining, or anything. She wanted you pretty bad, too. No idea why! Lol. I suppose I am a pretty good sister, huh? Oh God, again with that? No one wants to think about you naked, Brody. No one. Okay, but Law & Order? Criminal Minds kicks L&O's ass every time. I can't leave, asshat. There's no telling what kind of trouble Evie would cause if I left her to her own devices. So you need to come here.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 0:35:23 GMT -5
you're pansy ass drink is lame. i don't know why either, but whatever don't piss her off. we don't need on her bad side. i have seen what she has done to vidette and i don't want to be on that list. i think it was because we were just best friends so it happens. i am okay with that, because i have the best one out of the bunch. oh don't tell me you aren't thinking about me naked because i mentioned it! i know you are. hey now! the language is not necessary stella. i forgot about the evil one there. jeez. but i really don't want to move. i am supposed to be doing my homework, and i have a feeling that evie would want on me.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 0:43:31 GMT -5
It is not lame! Take that back! As many times as I've pissed her off in my lifetime, she still loves me to pieces. It's you that has to worry about getting on her bad side, my dear. The feud between she and Vidette has gone on for years; there's no fixing that one. That could be it...she tends to go after all the men in my life. So I'm not surprised. Aw, you're making me blush. I am the best, aren't I? Well I wasn't thinking about you naked until just now, so thanks for that. I really love revisiting high school all over again with your prepubescent body. Thanks. You're so lazy! I live right down the street, it takes minimal effort to visit me! Boo homework. And I would keep Evie on a short leash if you did come.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 0:54:21 GMT -5
totally lame. i will not take it back and you will protect me from the wrath of evie! i don't need on her bad side. i know, besides i am a hot commodaty apparently. i still got it. i can make you turn bright red without even meaning too. i am that good. and you know i was good for your first time woman. i was not prepubescent. i was a man thank you. i was sixteen. i know, i just don't want to drive. and yes i know the dreaded homework that i need to make my world turn. how short a leash are we talking, because i would be bringing my homework. i have stuff due tomorrow that needs done.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 1:04:59 GMT -5
Not lame. No. Now that you won't take it back, I'm going to sic Evie and her evil hounds on you to drag you to hell with her. ...A what commodity? I know you did not just call yourself hot. If you could see my face right now, you would know that I'm not red. If anything I'm pale due to being sickened by the images of your scrawny body floating around my mind. Eh, you weren't bad. I'm not complaining. But you totally were prepubescent! You couldn't have been sixteen! Homework sucks, Brodster. Ditch it. A short enough leash that she wouldn't even know you were in the house. I would occupy her with some food and a good movie marathon and you could sneak in my bedroom window. She wouldn't have the faintest idea that you were here.
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 1:12:09 GMT -5
you are not unleashing evie on me stella! that isn't what friends do! you are supposed to protect me! oh i definitely did call myself hot. and you enjoyed it. i could show you another round if you like my dear best friend! you would appreciate me so much more now. and you are damn right you are not complaining, and yes i was sixteen. senior prom definitely sixteen when you were eighteen. alright, i can ditch my homework for a little bit, or i can bring some with me. especially if i am going to be locked in your bedroom. and i am sure she would, because i am awesome like that. you wouldn't be able to contain your pleasure with me stella.
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 1:17:08 GMT -5
You know what else friends don't do? Hate on their drink of choice! I don't enjoy you boosting your own ego, Brodster. And dragging me into it? Tsk, tsk. No! Keep your snake in it's cage, thank you very much. As much as I love and adore you, I don't think 'another round' would do either of us any good. Oh right. Senior prom...what a night that was, huh? Why do you automatically assume you'll be locked in my room? I'm not locking anything and you're free to roam the house as you please! You make it sound like we'll be wrestling between the sheets while my sister is downstairs!
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Post by brody michael whitter on Feb 7, 2011 1:23:50 GMT -5
woman, i will insult your pink lemonade any day of the week. if that means fighting off evie i guess i will have to deal with it. awe you know you enjoy me. it would definitely do us both some good. because you said that i was sneaking in your bedroom. so it was kind of funny, and yes we will be rocking those sheets while evie is downstairs. you know she would be like "who's she sexing up?" and then it would be me. the guy she can never have!
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Post by stella fiona garland on Feb 7, 2011 1:31:27 GMT -5
I will never make you sweet tea again! No, I don't enjoy you one bit. Oh goodness, why does everything I say to you get turned into something sexual anymore? No. No sheet rocking in my bed! I just did the laundry and getting your little soldiers on my bedspread would NOT be acceptable. Dear lord, she would have a fit if she caught us sleeping together. She's wanted you for as long as I can remember.
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