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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Jan 12, 2011 18:13:45 GMT -5
Text from Brittany On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour. |
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Post by brittany nicole hale on Jan 12, 2011 18:17:36 GMT -5
text from landon cambridge ,
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Post by landon alexander cambridge on Jan 12, 2011 18:41:41 GMT -5
Text from Brittany Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells? |
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Post by jacob noah king on Jan 12, 2011 19:00:39 GMT -5
Text to Charlie from Jacob:
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it? ...oh shit.
Texts to Zoey from Sam:
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys.
Text to Amy from Aiden:
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Text to Zoey from Aiden:
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 16, 2011 1:01:29 GMT -5
jacob texted kaler,______________________________________There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Jan 21, 2011 22:22:39 GMT -5
text from kaler scott ,
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong.
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Post by kade marshall trent on Feb 2, 2011 23:09:55 GMT -5
amy texted kade,______________________________________craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Post by sebastian daniel reed on Feb 2, 2011 23:58:27 GMT -5
KADE TEXTED SEBASTIAN
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Feb 15, 2011 18:09:52 GMT -5
one new text from sebastian reed
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Feb 19, 2011 14:50:46 GMT -5
hadley texted kaler,______________________________________i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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Post by ashton olivia collins on Feb 19, 2011 20:35:20 GMT -5
text from kaler scott ,
i just did the math. 30.36% of girls i've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Post by sophie lillian duhmel on Feb 20, 2011 14:14:46 GMT -5
ASHTON TEXTED SOPHIE
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Mar 10, 2011 1:19:21 GMT -5
one new text from sophie duhmel
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Mar 10, 2011 22:28:12 GMT -5
text from shayne brennan ,
this morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. stay tuned for further updates.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Mar 11, 2011 1:21:11 GMT -5
amy texted kaler,______________________________________Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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