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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 1:23:53 GMT -5
bitch answer the mother fucking phone
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:00:29 GMT -5
 "you really have to time that better, slut muffin. what do you want? I was rather busy getting my sleep on, so this better be life threatening." |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 2:02:15 GMT -5
"slut muffin? seriously? and are you sleeping in shayne's bed again? dear lord. and it might be considering i am going to jared's wedding saturday. "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:05:50 GMT -5
"It was either that or chica, and I sorta enjoyed that on better. But if you must know, yes I am sleeping in her bed right now, and no she is not here. You're going to Jared's wedding...? First question, why? Second, is it because you get free cocktails? Don't start laughing at the word "cock" either! I know you've seen a lot, but there is no penis in your drink." |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 2:09:22 GMT -5
" alright then. awe, did she leave you for jem again? and we will go with jared basically told me i had to. and question two is the only reason i will be able to cope. kaler is in the fucking wedding and bring his fucking pet. i am going to drink myself to death that that wedding so i don't fucking kill anyone. satisfied? and i am too angry to laugh at cock. you would be the idiot to think there would be cock in the wedding cocktails! that's the bachelorette party dumbass "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:14:42 GMT -5
"yes, she indeed left me for fugly boy, but that's just how it rolls, she rather dick than hot chick. since when do you listen to other people again? i thought you were rebellious,"DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT" izzy. [ laugh ] So, you're going to drink and make trouble with the ex, sounds like fun. Why don't you just hit him with the wine bottle? Easiest way around that. Angry? And whoa there chica, don't start getting fussy with me, when it was dickmuncher that got you all frazzled. You're going to stir some shit up, aren't you? cause really, you're not the most calm and composed drunk." |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 2:20:37 GMT -5
awe, poor rockie all alone in a big ass bed. apparently they love each other, you should probably find a new girl. and i am still do whatever the fuck i want izzy. it's jared! i told him i would be there whenever me and toolbag were still together. so i have to go. it's not so much to stir up trouble with kaler, it's more that i can stand the bitch hanging from his arm knowing that he loves me. and i couldn't hit him with a wine bottle, maybe her. that might me an idea [ laughs ] i am not fussy! basically, and i am perfectly fine as a drunk thank you! considering drunk has been my permanent status lately. except asshat and i made a deal. he quits smoking i quit drinking like a fish. that's why i'm angrier than usual. "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:28:46 GMT -5
"actually, i'm quite comfortable by myself, more room to roll around. Yeah, i probably should get on that... oh well. And ohh, so you are? Like you haven't broken "promises" before. But fine fine, go, enjoy the.. lovely get together. Who? Vagina? mean... vidette? Her? Go for it, wine bottle her. You made a deal... with him? Seriously Izzy? Are you stupid? Or blonde? Or something along those lines? Lemme guess, he broke his "deal" and you're angry. Should of seen it coming! Don't you normally watch people come? GET WITH THE PROGRAM. Oh so wait, you're sober right now? [ laugh ] Welcome to the real world sober Izzy, nice to meet you. " |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 2:35:06 GMT -5
" you would enjoy a bed all to yourself. but you have always been a strange one. and yes, yes i am thank you. to jared no, never to jared. plus his woman is actually pretty cool. she defended me when it mattered. so yeah i'm going. i will go to drink and terrorize some people. and can we just go with bitch face. that suits her better than her fucking name. [ sighs ] yes i made a deal with him. i can't help it, ass hat is ass hat. i can't help it. and there are a million reasons that I am upset with him, and yes actually he is still smoking which is why i hope i can drink myself to death at this wedding and while i am crashing and burning i can take a few people down with me. yes actually i am fucking sober and unless you want me to throw you in the snow i suggest you stop being an ass hat yourself! sober izzy is not as pleasant as the old sober izzy, or even drunk izzy. so play nice. "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:41:34 GMT -5
"I don't actually, that was sorta just an excuse for the "imma lonely mothafucka" but not actually saying that. Okay okay, I get it, they be nice people! Yeah yeah, cry me a fucking river. Bitch face is just fine, but, still think ass hat needs to be stabbed too. [ shakes head ] it sounds like you two are still together, making these deals and shit. Well, seems I'll be meeting you in hell soon, but I can't just let you die just yet, what's the fun in that? [ laugh ] throwing me in the snow and having sex with me? cause that actually sounds like a wonderful idea! though very uncomfortable and cold. This is me playing nice! I'm sitting in the dark, in a very big bed, by myself and talking to you, that's nice of me, I do think. Plus, have we seen me! My hot self should not be alone... sucks. " |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 2:47:35 GMT -5
" is that your way of telling me to get my ass over there? or are you hoping that shayne comes back? [ laughs ] ass hat does not need stabbed rockie! bitch face needs to go the fuck away. but you know she is best friends with the woman you are pining over so deal with it. [ sighs ] well we aren't. at all, which just pisses me off because ass hate said he loved me. granted it was after the fact but the fucker made me love him. now i have to be that girl, and i don't fucking like it. why can't we just let me die? i would really just love to drink myself to death at this wedding and see who gives a fuck. [ laughs ] who said anything about sex? remember i am not drunk enough for this! considering i am fucking sober thanks to ass hat. have you seen me? my fine ass should not have been dumped for bitch face. what a pair we make rockie. "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 2:58:30 GMT -5
"You should come over, to soberly cuddle with me, since I know that's what all you straight girls do. Plus, S told me she won't be home until tomorrow... night... maybe not even, who knows. Maybe he'll just cheat on bitch face, it'll all be over and you have success once again? [ shrug ] he seems like the cheating type anyway. Or maybe it'll get real nasty and she'll cheat! [ laugh ] That girl? Well, I've been there before, but I'm still living! Just find someone cuter, give them a chance and actually trust the person before you dive in. Well, you see I won't be at this wedding, but I'll give a damn from afar. So, for my sake, and for my sexiness, you live. [ pouts ] We'd make a pretty bangin couple, but i forgot the whole you're straight when sober deal. Yeah well, Shay is with a fugly fat faced man, and left me alone. At least bitch face is sorta... okay to look at? Of course you're hotter, but yeah. [ whines ] izzyyy why doesn't anyone love ussss?" |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 3:06:46 GMT -5
" why don't you come over here! there is tequila here....but s probably left some there. something tells me she is a tequila drinker. [ jaw drops ] how can you say he is the cheating type rockie! that is not what i need to hear seeing as how i dated ass hat, and he was the first person that i actually put a label to, ever. who knows, she is a bitch. she might. [ laughs ] well did you try drowning yourself in tequila? i don't think so. i hate being like this, you have no fucking clue how angry this makes me. this is why i don't get attached. [ laughs ] oh for your sexiness huh? and we would if i went that way rockie. now you see here, jem is fucking banging. i would do him, no joke. and maybe as a stab at kaler him being his best friend and all. [ pouts ] bitch face is fucking ugly as hell. don't you say she is whatever again. i love you, and you love me. and kaler loves me.....why don't appropriate people love us? ugh..... "
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Post by raquel marisol vega on Jan 25, 2011 3:15:06 GMT -5
"I could, but that would involve me going out into the cold and leaving this warm bed... but yeah, S probably has some here, girl has all sorts of things stashed away. I get bored when she's not here. [ laugh ] Oh please, he's banged like half the population, JUST LIKE YOU. So find someone more trustworthy! [ sighs ] I did not try drowning myself in anything, I just became a mega bitch, though I probably was before too. I try to stay away from the latching onto, though there as one person... not shayne... but I'm not talking about that. [ shakes head ] Jem is chunky and gross, men have never been my forte. Fat men are lower than skinny on my list. [ laugh ] I wouldn't go there, you know with bitch face. [ shrug ] Pretty sure Shayne loves me, actually she told me so, and it's still not happening. I gave up on her though, time to give up on ass hat, Iz. Try again! It's a chance to redo, get him jealous... all that good junk. Wear tight dresses, be the sexy Iz you are. [ nod ] See, Rockie can be smart! Whoo. [ fist pump than looks around to make sure no one saw that ] " |
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Post by isobel daniella caulfield on Jan 25, 2011 10:42:19 GMT -5
" ugh, fine. i can be over whenever i decide to put some clothes on. it's a good thing she doesn't get uppity whenever she comes home and sees me in her bed. or when i will drink all of her tequila. [ scoffs ] excuse me? i have not banged half of the population! i keep it to a few men that actually are worthy. unless i am drunk and then i just don't care. and he is trustworthy, i knew what i was getting myself into whenever we started it. i just didn't think i would fall for the ass hat. [ sighs ] well i definitely am trying to drown myself in alcohol. i don't get attached, except to kaler. that was the biggest mistake of my life. [ laughs ] you are ridiculous rockie! jem is good looking! i would totally bang him, if he wasn't with your woman. and can we stop talking about bitch face. it is just making me want to punch something. alright and shayne is not appropriate. that was what i was saying. but i don't want to give up on ass hat. that is the problem, i like him a little too much. then we need to find me a man that is going to top the feeling that i have for kaler. [ laughs ] i am always sexy izzy, and you know that smarty pants.
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