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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 20, 2011 22:51:22 GMT -5
kaler scott, i have seen way to much of you than i ever need to see in my life. just thought you wanted to know, and if you drove my drunk fiance around last night i will kill you.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 20, 2011 22:55:15 GMT -5
come on sweetheart. you know you liked it. (; and to tell you the truth, i have no fucking idea who drove last night or how we got anywhere. we survived. that's the part you want to focus on right now.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 20, 2011 22:57:19 GMT -5
umm nope. not at all, though seeing jared in his boxers is always a delight. you were not supposed to leave the house! remind me to kill my future husband. he promised me! and you are damn right that you survived! i brought you all coffee cause i'm awesome like that.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 20, 2011 23:01:20 GMT -5
that's alright. it can be our little secret. and oh yeah, it was delightful. i have no idea how in the hell we all ended up in kade's bed and all only partially dressed, but that's how these parties go sometimes. jared promised you because he thought that's what we were doing. we're the ones that took him out, so be made at us, not your hubby-to-be. ...which i meant to thank you for, by the way. this is, by far, the worst hangover i've had since freshman year of college. oh, how was your party?
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 20, 2011 23:07:03 GMT -5
soon it won't need to be a secret the dirty thoughts i have about him. mk, just don't tell him i have dirty thoughts about him. umm, it is you, kade, hunter, and jared. i am not surprised that you were all in his bed, but whatever. it was easy enough to find you guys. and i am not happy that you all were driving around drunk. but whatever, and you are welcome. i always keep up with the boys, considering i have been coffee girl for years. i get no hangovers because i am awesome. and my party involved a stripper that amy and zoey managed to create. it was awful and i was shitfaced.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 20, 2011 23:13:34 GMT -5
please, like it's really a secret now. there's no need to be quite so modest, especially with me. really? i was sure as hell surprised when my face hit the floor this morning when i got rolled out of it. see, i thought i was immune to hangovers by now, but then again i don't know that i've ever consumed that much alcohol in one night before. it's a miracle none of us got alcohol poisoning. stripper? nice.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 20, 2011 23:22:39 GMT -5
it is a secret! i don't even tell jared these things....and maybe kay knows. and alright, fine i can tell you my dead dark sexy secrets because i am talking to the resident manwhore of the town. and i was not surprised that your face hit the floor. i had to pull jared up remember? and the three of you, along with jared. you and kade are bad enough. i was freaking mortified kaler! i didn't even want to go to the darn party.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 20, 2011 23:32:10 GMT -5
maybe to jared and the rest of the town, but i can read you like an open book, sweetheart. one of my many deadly skills. oh, and please do. i need a pick me up today.. and i'm going to choose to sport that title with pride. i can handle it. i just wish i remember what possessed us to all get in that bed. or, maybe i don't. oh come on randi. deep down you had fun, and you know it.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 20, 2011 23:40:32 GMT -5
you are such a liar! you don't know anything about my deep dark desire to sleep with my soon to be husband. and what do you want to know? because i think i get a striptease, but i'm not sure you need to know that. i am sorry, but kaler i know you. you are a major manwhore. just deal with it. and why did you end up in the bed? secret gay fun? and i did not! jared made kay take me there! i didn't want to go, and it was amy's friend. she just wanted to see him half naked and sleep with him. though i think zoey did, because they were awkward all night.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 20, 2011 23:55:25 GMT -5
i probably know more than you think. i'm oddly observational. anything you'll tell me. i'm not picky. oh god, jared doing a striptease? you're going to be laughing your ass off. oh i am dealing with it. i'm not ashamed of what i do. it's actually rather...rewarding. psh, like any of us are gay. yeah but i'm sure there was some part of this party that you were able to enjoy.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 21, 2011 0:00:49 GMT -5
and why don't you start telling me what you are observing. yes he said i would be getting a striptease. is it strange that i am kind of really nervous for our first time? god i am such a girl, but i am. jared's been with other girls, and i well you know. you should be, you think i don't know about the cheating? you are lucky i won't say a word, but i know kaler. and the vanilla vodka was about it. and dancing around like an idiot with kay, that's about it.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 21, 2011 0:09:06 GMT -5
it's just the small things, randi, all in the body language. hey go easy on yourself, randi. it's not strange. from my experience with women like yourself, it's very normal, but as for jared...don't worry about it. things like that aren't even going to matter and i have complete confidence in your ability to learn. okay omnipresent randi...point taken. who told you? well, i'm glad you were able to at least somewhat enjoy yourself.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 21, 2011 0:15:19 GMT -5
like what? i need to know these things. is it the eyes? hmm? and what is that supposed to mean? but i am really nervous. kaler, it is strange. i know that it is strange, but i love him. that is what i know, and i am worried. what if i am not good enough like the others. and i am glad you have confidence in my abilities to learn. it doesn't matter who told me, it matters that i know. you should be ashamed of yourself! does izzy know? just a little, but i didn't like it in the least.
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Jan 21, 2011 0:40:50 GMT -5
yeah, it's in the eyes. and in the smallest, lingering touches, or how your body is positioned to his. just...don't ask. i know how to read people. it's a gift. and it means that i've been with women who haven't done it, and nervousness is a typical reaction. you love him, and he loves you. that means that all those other girls before you don't even matter anymore. you should have confidence too. a girl like you can't be bad at it. it was britt, right? or amy or zoey... izzy doesn't know, and it's not like i like what i did. i didn't want it to be that way.
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Post by miranda lillian trent on Jan 21, 2011 0:50:36 GMT -5
and you pay attention to me and jared that much? really? and i want to know all of these little things that you know so much about me and jared. make it sound so callous and make you even more of a manwhore. but that is besides the point. and yes i love him, it's always been him. how do you know he isn't going to compare me? you can't possibly know that. and how would you know what a girl like me can do? mr. i'm so confident, and nope none of them. you will never find out. you should tell her, kaler. you really should. and if you did not want to do it you wouldn't have done it now would you?
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