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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 0:17:56 GMT -5
littlemiss evan is extremely bored. there should be someone out here to entertain me.....
any takers?
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 0:24:26 GMT -5
now there is just no excuse for anyone to ever allow my little miss evan to become so bored that she turns to the internet for entertainment. but, i suppose if you need entertaining, i am here and can do just that. how are you evan?
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 0:27:22 GMT -5
since when are you calling me yours again, kaler? but at least you are here to entertain me. but i've been good, you know me. but what about kaler? how are you?
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 0:32:59 GMT -5
is it a problem that i did? and i'm glad that you're good. why does it seem like forever since i've talked to you? and i'm...fair. not a whole lot to complain about but i complain anyway. you know, to the dog. because she doesn't give a rat's ass as long as i continue to feed her.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 0:39:10 GMT -5
well what if it was, what would you do about it? and it probably feels like forever because it has been forever. you seem to busy to want to talk to little ol' me. and yes, you always complain to dani. maybe if you called her by her name instead of the dog she might act like she likes you, but what are you plauging poor dani's ears with this time?
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 0:49:08 GMT -5
absolutely nothing. i already said. can't take it back. and you know where i work. it's not like you can't stop in to see me now and then. come on, it's not like call her 'the dog' to her face. and she loves me, so there. um, nothing terribly interesting. my sister stole my ipod. things with the girlfriend are so so. don't really know what i'm doing there anyway but you know. it wouldn't be me if i weren't in some kind of fucking mess or another.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 0:53:27 GMT -5
oh please! you could so take it back if you wanted too. you are just being a snot like you always are. -blows raspberry- and i probably could, but eh....that street works both ways mister. you know the way to my couch if you really wanted to see me. you only think she loves you...i've heard otherwise. oh how is peyton, other than stealing your ipod? and when did this girlfriend thing happen? you really are keeping me out of the loop. you're right, though. it wouldn't be you without some kind of drama in your life. oh kaler.....
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 0:59:03 GMT -5
maybe i could...but i wouldn't. come on you know you don't mind it. your couch? i barely make it to my couch some nights. but i'll keep that in mind. just don't come after me with the ball bat or pepper spray when i try to get into your house after work one night. you've heard otherwise? from who? and peyton is peyton. we're still getting used to each other but i think we're doing aight. girlfriend thing happened...on my birthday actually.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 1:06:04 GMT -5
you definitely could, but you are being obstenant. whatever, i'm over it. and maybe if you weren't up to all hours of the night you would make it to a couch, or here's a thought your own bed! hey now! i never said i wouldn't try to attack you, you may need to give me a warning before you come over....just in case XD and well dani and i talk. it just happens that she told me she just let's you think she loves you.
at least you and peyton are doing alright. just don't kill her. she has all those allergies right? and no wonder you never answered my birthday text. too busy on your birthday now weren't you? who is she?
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 1:21:44 GMT -5
wow, sleep in my own bed? now why would i want to do that when i have my lumpy old couch to sleep on, or my girlfriend's bed? really? little evan is gonna go bad ass on me if i try to get in? i think that's something i would almost like to see. that's bullshit.
yes, peyton with all her allergies. i'm starting to memorize the list, and i haven't killed her yet. i...didn't talk to a lot of people on my birthday. and after a certain point my phone was taken away from me along with my keys. busy is one word for it. her name is izzy. she works with me now at the bar but i actually met her when i was tending one night. long story short, we met, we fucked, we're together. don't know how long it'll last but it's there.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 1:28:17 GMT -5
you lumpy old couch is where i see your ass crashed out every night. and i doubt you even make it to your girlfriend's bed. and yes little evan is going badass on you if you try and get in my house without warning. but if you want to try, start paying me now. i take all money in incriments of twenty dollar bills or higher. and it is the truth. dani and i talk more than you do. she learned to operate the phone.
well yet is not a good word to use when talking about you sister...don't you think? especially when you are talking about killing her... and this is me we are talking about. i have not missed one birthday of yours since high school. some consideration would have been nice. and that was a bit of history that i did not need to know! but alright. izzy you said? but maybe that is another reason for me to stay out of the bar, but it might be kind of funny to watch the two of you flirt with your customers. do i get special treatment kaler?
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 1:40:56 GMT -5
no, i make it to her bed. sometimes. just depends. psh, like i'm actually going to pay you. especially since you and dani are apparently having conversations about me behind my back. and how the fuck did she learn that awesome trick? i bet it was jared...
hey, peyton's seventeen. she's old enough to realize she has allergies and that she has to take care of herself, especially when she's around me. i would have texted you back had i had my phone, evan. i was literally kidnapped for the night. not my fault. what? come on evan. i know you're no prude and it's not like i spouted out details, though i could if you'd like that to be your entertainment tonight. (; and of course you'd get special treatment, sweetheart. always.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 1:47:21 GMT -5
sometimes kaler. just sometimes. you are silly. and yes dani and i have conversations about you. i'm the dog whisperer remember? and it was probably randi and jared. you know how the two of them are when they get together.
and you should still make sure you aren't the cause of her death! i mean what would that do to you! you fed her something she is allergic to and she dies! if it were me i would be devastated. i remember kidnapping you on your birthdays. it was always a good time. and i am not a prude, you are correct. considering, well you know....and i would rather not have details, but knowing you, you will just do it anyway. and it is good to know that i still get special treatment...even if girlfriend is watching. she should be jealous of me...... hahahahah!
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Post by kaler ryan scott on Dec 23, 2010 1:57:24 GMT -5
i'm not silly. you're the silly one for considering that word an adjective. and for assuming that i have any part of my life put together enough to where i actually make it to a real bed at night. yeah, randi and jared don't even need to be dog whisperers. they just do shit with their minds.
calm done i'm not going to kill her. peyton's been taking care of herself all of her life. she knows to watch what she's eating so she can avoid death. yeah, but back then kidnapping wasn't quite as easy. the only fun thing about boarding school was you. just so you know. and i mean, i could give you a play-by-play, but that might be a bit much. i just don't get why something like that would bother you when you should expect it from me. oh, i'm sure if she saw me with you, and realized who you were, she wouldn't be thrilled but she'd get over it.
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Post by evan arlene matthews on Dec 23, 2010 2:04:27 GMT -5
you are silly, now stop correcting my english. i don't care enough right now. so if i want to call you silly i will do so. mk? and yes, randi and jared are just well them. so teaching dani to use the phone was probably a sinch for them.
well just be careful with her. i kind of like her a little bit. alright? and yes, kidnapping was not as easy as it would have been this year. and agreed. the only good thing about boarding school was you. it almost seems like another lifetime ago....and a play by play would definitely be too much. some girls expect it from you kaler, i don't. i know what you are capable of, remember? i know you. probably better than izzy....and at least she could get over it.
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