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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 24, 2010 23:55:36 GMT -5
big brrrroooother!!! how's it going?
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 0:02:54 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] little sister!! oh it is going just swell. i'm locked in my room, hiding from kade because i ate the last of the fruit loops. he hasn't figured it out yet, but when he does i do believe all hell will break loose. i don't know if the lock is going to be enough to save me... how goes it at the b&b?
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 0:08:49 GMT -5
he is going to killll yooooou. tsk, tsk jard. one good thing about you boys being gone, though, is i get the fruit loops all to myselfff! ahaha!
all goes well, all goes well. nothing too remarkable to speak of, unfortunately. we've got some rather dull guests tonight. boooo.
sooo... how exactly do you plan on getting away from kade when he breaks down your door and discovers you? should i start planning your funeral now?
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 0:19:15 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] you think i don't know that? but i really, really wanted those fruit loops, amy. and if i would have tried to split what was left, it would have been just enough to piss him off. and aren't you just a lucky little thing. i'm going to have to start coming home and eating all your fruit loops.
dull guests? well, you're just going to have to liven them up a bit, sis. too bad i'm not there to help!
yes, planning my funeral now might be beneficial, seeing as i don't have a spectacular back up plan. i mean, i'm on the second story. jumping out the window is my only option because, let's face it, i can't fight him. just no sad songs, all hip hop and i want people to dance! tell mom and dad i love them. you and hunter get my things. and let randi pick whatever she wants. (:
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 0:32:58 GMT -5
big brother, you have a problem. fruit loops are not worth dying over. and no you will not or i will beat you!
i wish you were!!! god, we could really liven things up here. i did contemplate setting off the smoke detector like we did that one time, but i'm pretty sure mom and dad would have caught me with that one.
i'll keep that in mine. of course, you'll be dead, so i can pretty much do whatever in the hell i want at your funeral and there's not a damn thing you could do about it. and why would i share with hunter?!?! where's the fun in that?
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 0:40:54 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] says you! omg fruit loops are totally worth dying over! psh, i would like to see you take me little girl!
uh, yeah. seeing as you are the only one there now, you have to be more sneaky about how you do things. i wouldn't go for the smoke detectors. something much more subtle. put a little vodka in the lemonade and tea like kade did that one time. maybe that will get them to be a little more cheerful. xD
you would really deny me and my dying wishes? and you think there's nothing i can do about it? believe you me, amy, i would come back and haunt your ass. even the ghost busters wouldn't be able to get rid of me, bitch!
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 0:46:14 GMT -5
i will remember that when i'm speaking at your funeral. and i could totally take you and you know it!!
hmmm... i suppose i could do that...
you're so nice. threatening to haunt your favorite sister! tsk tsk. i'm starting to wonder why i've ever liked you.
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 0:50:19 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] you remember it, and you let everyone know that i died a happy man because i had my damn fruit loops. yeah right. you're like a twig. i snap you! xD
you could. there are probably a lot of other things that you could do, but we do want the b&b to keep their customers. it would not benefit anyone if the thing tanked. especially you, as you would have no home. and mom and dad would kick your ass.
but if i haunt you, then you never have to live without me! i would think that would make you happy! and favorite sister? i can't say that. i have no favorites between you and mykayla. i am god damn switzerland, yo! you don't like me. you LOVE me. don't even try to deny it.
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 1:06:17 GMT -5
you would be the one who wanted to go down in infamy as the guy who died because he couldn't stay away from the fruit loops.
hey, if you didn't manage to "tank" this place then i'm completely safe. because let's face it, you stand a greater chance of doing that than i do.
oh god. you mean i'd never get away from you? that would just be cruel! =P
you know you like me best. mykayla isn't nearly as much fun as i am! and i do love you... but only because you're my brother and i have no choice.
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 1:13:46 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] damn straight! i bet i'd be the one and only. might as well be remembered for something totally awesome! how else am i supposed to do that?
this is true. if the place hasn't been completely destroyed by now, i'm pretty sure that it's going to make it. it also helps that mom is amazing at damage control. guess she kind of had to be though, huh? haha i love mom. xD
you would miss me and you know it! and i will not pick a favorite, you can't make me! mykayla could easily be the favorite, though. she is at least nice to me. and i don't have to watch her like a hawk like i have to with you. psh, whatever! i love you amy, and it's not even because i have to!
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 1:19:43 GMT -5
oh yeah, you're awesome alright.
well with me, you, kade, and even hunter she had to be. otherwise some of us might not have made it to adulthood.
yes, but since when have you been one to pick things that are easy? and i know i'm the favorite, even if you don't say so.
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 25, 2010 1:24:04 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] you know it! (;
oh, if mom and dad were any less than the people that they are, i know without any doubt that we would have all been screwed. i mean, every kid presented unique challenges. most other parents would have put us all in a box and dropped us off in the next town over. and then hunter and mykayla are the only ones that would have been cute enough to get new homes. we would have been left with kade...
i pick things that are easy every single day. makes my life less complicated. and you're going to have to take this one up with mykayla. you two fight it out and let me know who wins.
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 25, 2010 1:30:10 GMT -5
*rolls eyes*
idk what you're talking about. i'm absolutely adorable. i would have gone long before hunter. but the moral of this story seems to be that you would be right where you are now, hiding in a bedroom from kade because you ate his fruit loops.
i don't have to fight it out because i already know that i'm your favorite. how many times do we have to go over this?
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Post by jared mitchell trent on Dec 26, 2010 22:27:48 GMT -5
[/IMG][/center] ugh you and that eye rolling. if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were related to kaler scott with that awesome little trait you seem to share.
please, i think you give yourself too much credit. you may be cute now, but you definitely had to grow into your looks. but...you're probably right. no matter how our lives could have differed, the story remains the same. i'm just waiting to hear him running up the stairs. but there is always the chance i could catch him in a good mood. he has those since he's been back.
you know nothing! i have no favorites, damn it!
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Post by amy lynn orsino on Dec 27, 2010 0:25:30 GMT -5
hahaha. i'm pretty sure eye rolling is a learned trait, not inherited. like most of the unfortunate things i got from you.
uh huh. and you never did grow into them. you're still a goofy looking kid.
yours maybe. who knows where i would be. really? i find that actually very surprising. especially since britt's here and not where ever in the hell he just came from.
whatever you have to say to keep mykayla from feeling left out.
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