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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 15:59:56 GMT -5
this is also very true. he would probably rather have me drunk dialing him that calling him to bail me out of jail. and for that remark i am making him not bail you out. you can have toolbag come bail you out. speaking of toolbag, i do not want any conversation involving him the entire time i am there. i still hate him vidette. that is not going to change, and jem has accepted my hate for him. and i mean falling in love, you are the klutz of our relationship.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 7, 2011 15:35:16 GMT -5
Yeah, so we'll stick to drunk dialing. And if you happen to say anything that you'll regret in the morning because you're not ready for it, I can cover for you and tell him you were saying it to me. In a very platonic way, of course [laughs]. I know you hate him, and I respect that. You have absolutely every right to and you know I would hate him right along with you if I hadn't happened to fall in love with him, first. You know? You're really falling in love? Aw, Shayne-y! You picked the right guy to fall for, that's for sure. And I am not a clutz. I've just lost my grace recently.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 7, 2011 15:42:14 GMT -5
and i just don't want to say something like i love you and be drunk doing it. but i love the cover story, considering i absolutely do love you! [ laughs ] well i am glad both you and jem are totally alright with me completely hating him. because i don't think it is going to go away any time soon. and are you sure you fell in love? i mean you can always hate him too. and yes, i really do think i am falling for him. viddy he even surprised me for my birthday, and it was wonderful. considering i absolutely hate surprises, but it is jem. i really do think i love him. recently? you haven't had grace in umm, your lifetime. [ laughs ]
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 7, 2011 16:05:52 GMT -5
And he knows you do! We're practically sisters, so whatever you have to say to him I can guarantee you'd say to me, too. Except, if you say you're in love with him, then we might have an issue. But, I can always tell him you were saying it to Bubbles. He'd buy that, too. [laughs] And yes, I am in love with him. It's kind of hard to believe, even for me, but I do love him. Oh so that's where you were for your birthday. I thought you had disappeared off the face of the Earth. But it's always good knowing you were in good hands [laughs] And I'm really happy for the both of you; you guys work well together. And hey! That's so not true. I was a ballerina once upon a time!
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 7, 2011 16:15:08 GMT -5
this is true. you might as well be my sister, considering you are my cristina to my meredith. we just work, and i'm not so sure that jem would buy that i am gushing about being in love with bubbles. as awesome as that would be. [ laughs ] and BOOOOOOO!!!!! i am still not happy about this viddy. i think you could do soooo very much better, but whatever. and no i was at work on my birthday. we just had a be-lated birthday celebration. we have been so busy with all the winter activities causing accidents and what not. and thanks, and i bet you were a klutzy ballerina [ laughs ]
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 7, 2011 19:15:42 GMT -5
We are completely Cristina and Meredith. Well, it would be worth a shot! The moral of the story is, if you happen to let anything slip unintentionally, I'll back you up! [laughs] I know, I know. Kaler's your least favorite guy in the world, but you can't really help who you fall in love with, I suppose. Well, that was very sweet of him to do something for your birthday! He's a really good guy, Shayne. And no! I was the best ballerina in my class [laughs]
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 7, 2011 19:27:45 GMT -5
omg i know we are! at least you are okay with being asian! though i totally adore sandra oh so that was not a racist remark, mk?and i already knew you would back my play so it's all good. no, toolbag, he does not deserve a name, is my least favorite person in the universe. it has nothing to do with him being a male or not. if he fell off the face of the earth i would not care, except that you apparently love him so maybe i will care. not going to say i would feel sorry otherwise. just because you like him is the ONLY reason i would care. and i know, i even got my after work bubble bath that night. i was happy, but not about the laundry. i had to do his laundry since he was lazy. he cooked too! and i am sure you were vidette [ coughs ] lies [ coughs, followed by laughter ]
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 8, 2011 0:18:15 GMT -5
Hey, Asians are awesome! I totally don't mind. And Sandra Oh is a great actress, so it's actually quite the compliment! [sighs] What he did to you...I can't apologize enough for that, Shayne. He really messed up, and I wish he'd just swallow his pride and own up to it, at least attempt an apology, you know? But he's so wrapped up in his own little world that I doubt he'll ever try to say he's sorry. So this is me saying it for him; you obviously don't have to accept it, and I'm not asking you to. I just want you to know that he does realize that it was wrong, and I nearly kicked his ass for it. But enough about him! I wanna gush about you and Jem! He gave you a bubble bath?! [squeals] Shayne! That's both adorable and seriously disturbing - from my point of view, anyway. And he cooked, too? Wow, girl. You got the five star treatment! [gasps] You so did not just pull the cough-insult-cough move on me! So rude.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 8, 2011 0:27:19 GMT -5
agreed. that is why you are the cristina to my meredith. what makes this even more amazing is that tequila is the drink for both of us. which just makes us insanely awesome. [ shifts phone ] viddy i don't mean to sound bitchy, but i really don't want to hear you say that he is sorry. what he did was completely wrong and max almost kicked his ass when he saw me in the hospital. and the day i even remotely listen to an apology will be the day that the words come out of his idiotic lips, and i cannot guarentee that i will even listen then. [ sighs ] yes let's move away from the toolbag. yes i got a bubble bath. i was ready to go home and he called and did the whole i'm lonely without you bit. it was so cute, so i went over. i simply made the remark that i could have a bubble bath but i chose to come see him instead. so after he made spaghetti i got a very nice bubble bath. as disturbed as it is for you it is just too cute. i really do think i love that man. i really do. [ hysterical laughter ] i have no idea what you are talking about vidette. i would never dream of pulling that kind of insult out of my ass and use it against you. nope never in a million years! [ laughs ]
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 8, 2011 13:53:25 GMT -5
What would we be without tequila? I mean, sometimes, it feels like our friendship would fall apart without that shit. It's like...the greatest alcoholic drink in the world. [smirks] Like I said, you didn't have to accept them or pay them any mind. I was just throwing them out there. And now that it is out there, we can move on! Jem's spaghetti is delicious! I don't know why, but I always fancied his pasta more than my own. And I cook for a living! [sighs] But, yes. That was extremely sweet of him to ready a bath for you and stuff! I'm so glad you're happy, Ronnie, I really am. Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: You picked one hell of a guy to fall for. He'll treat you like a complete princess, darling. [pouts] Don't laugh at me! That's not funny! You are such a child! [laughs]
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 8, 2011 15:59:00 GMT -5
i have no idea! tequila is like our other best friend. we would be nothing without our tequila. [ sighs ] alright, well moving on. no more toolbag talk. [ excited voice ] OH MY GOD I KNOW! it was amazing! no one ever cooks for me [ cough cough ] so he said he would whenever i want him too. considering i normally end up at his place instead of my own these days. and i know. he already treats me like a princess, so i don't plan on letting him get away any time soon. jem is just amazing, and i am glad it was him i fell for. [ laughs ] and i will laugh at you whenever i please. it comes with the territory. and i may be a child, but i am a damn hysterical one!
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 9, 2011 0:11:10 GMT -5
It's kind of pathetic, really. We should be ashamed of ourselves for being borderline alcoholics! [laughs] That was totally a hint for me to cook for you, wasn't it? You know I'd cook for you anytime you asked, Shay. And, on top of that, I'd bake you the best fucking dessert you'll ever have. It's still so odd for me to imagine you two together, to be honest. Like...my best friend and my ex. Sexing it up in the bathtuuuuub [giggles] Ew. I hope I never find myself in either of your bathtubs. Fine, make fun of me. I don't care! I'll just be over here in my little house drinking tequila all by my lonesome! But yes, I'll admit...you are quite hilarious.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 9, 2011 0:40:46 GMT -5
now we should not be. we are amazing because though we drink tequila like it's our job, we still are not alcoholics. so it is all good. [ laughs ] and maybe [ said innocently ] but you have something to live up too. because jem baked me a cupcake that was fantastic!! it was chocolate with strawberry icing, my favorite! and i can imagine that feeling, although i never think about it because then i think about kicking someone in the balls and wailing on him til kingdom come. so we will not speak about that. and it was just his bathtub. i never am at my apartment though...and i totally am okay with making fun of you. [ giggle ] and you better not start drinking that bottle without me! i will beat your ass! and i know! i am damn hilarious. what would you do without me?
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 9, 2011 19:14:47 GMT -5
Imagine if we did become alcoholics? [laughs] We'd be the most ridiculous alcoholics in the world. Oh please! Shay, I run a bakery and you doubt my mad baking skills? You'll see. I'll top Jem's cupcake. Yeah, you can completely refrain from imagining kicking Kaler in the balls. I need those balls. [scrunches up her nose] Ew. That sounded terrible. Well then, I hope I never find myself in Jem's bathtub. Though, I highly doubt I'll ever find myself in his bathtub anyway, so I think we're set. [gasps] You honestly think I would start drinking without you? That would just be pitiful. You know it's not a party unless we're both drinking. I don't know what I'd do without you; I'd be miserable.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 9, 2011 19:23:29 GMT -5
oh my god vidette, we would be the absolute most ridiculous alcoholics on the face of the planet! that is something that i do not need to imagine to know. [ giggles ] i am not sure if you can top the amazingness of the birthday cupcake. because not only was it delicious, it was for my birthday so it is ten times better. and i have already kick him in the balls once, i am not afraid to do it again. [ makes gagging noise ] and i am going to pretend that i did not just hear you say that, because that was disgusting. and you cannot tell me that you did not sex it up in his tub back in the day, so stop that charade silly girl. [ giggles ] you know it really would not be a party without me! i am the life of the party damn it! and i know vid, i would be absolutely miserable without you! we are like batman and robin! the dynamic duo! [ giggles ]
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