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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 1:36:12 GMT -5
Okay so before you say anything, let me make you aware of the fresh, unopened bottle of tequila sitting on my counter and the lonely shot glasses next to it.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 1:38:02 GMT -5
alright miss garland you have my attention. should i be worried about this bribe?
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 1:39:48 GMT -5
It's not a bribe, per se. Just a desperate plea to see my best friend, is that such a crime?
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 1:41:58 GMT -5
it is totally a bribe! you scoundrel you! and a whole bottle of tequila for just the two of us? this sounds like a perfect plan. you know you could just come over if you wanted to see me.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 1:45:37 GMT -5
It is so not! Sounds like we're going to be getting ourselves into a bit of trouble, Ms. Brennan. [laughs] I know I could have, but I'm doing things the lazy way.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 1:48:23 GMT -5
it is too! you bought tequila! it's a bribe. and of course we are going to get in trouble. we are who we are, and we are trouble makers. [ laughs ] so you are making me get up off my lazy ass and come to you. that is so not fair.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 1:55:30 GMT -5
Okay, it's a small bribe. I feel bad for poor little Arietta, having to deal with us when we're in possession of tequila. [laughs] Yes, I am! And you will because you love me...and because I've got the bottle.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 2:03:59 GMT -5
how do you know i will accept your bribe miss? you are sounding overconfident again. psh, arietta has been dealing with me and my drunken escapades for how long now. [ sighs ] you are so uncool right now vid. i have my sweats and shit on. i may not love you after i change drive to your house and start drinking. i'm still displeased with you.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 11:44:01 GMT -5
Because it's tequila and I know it's impossible for you to turn down a drunken night with your best friend! And I am the farthest thing from uncool. Look, you don't even have to get dressed. I'm wearing a pair of sweat pants and I don't plan on changing! That way, if we do end up leaving my house to go on a drunken adventure, at least everyone will know we made an attempt to stay inside and drink responsibly.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 11:49:57 GMT -5
it is pretty impossible for me to turn down tequila. it is also extremely difficult to turn down anything that involves drunken escapades with you and me. and if i am wearing sweats then i have to at least put on a pair that fit me. because i know us and we will end up somewhere besides where we start. but ths is true, at least if jem hears about our stupidity then he knows we tried. [ laughs ]
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 15:10:21 GMT -5
Oh darling, I know. That is precisely why I suggested it! Knowing us, we'll end up stumbling into a grocery store, singing at the top of our lungs and tossing Twinkies at the cashiers. That sounds like something we would do [laughs]. Oh dear, I can only imagine the looks Jem will give us when he finds out what we've gotten ourselves into.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 15:21:06 GMT -5
see it is totally a bribe! you just admitted it! you know my weakness! oh my god that totally sounds like something we would do! i can also see us smashing some twinkies in the faces of random ass people. it's how we roll. [ laughs ] whatever you do, do not let me drunk dial him! i mean i don't need any nonsense coming from my lips. we both know how i get when i am shithoused.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 15:29:15 GMT -5
Okay, okay. It totally was a bribe. And doesn't it? We're so mischievous, really. Oh my god! We would end up in the back of a cop car if we did that, Shayne! [laughs] Aw, why can't we drunk dial him? He'd be so fun to pester while we're drowning in our intoxication. I can only imagine the things we'd say.
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Post by shayne veronica brennan on Jan 5, 2011 15:39:34 GMT -5
see i knew you would admit it eventually. well if we end up in the back of a cop car well then we can call jem. he would get me out, and most definitely you because i said so. and you can drunk dial him, but i am afraid i may say something i don't want to just yet. i think i may be falling for him viddy. like legit, but i don't know.
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Post by vidette isabelle garland on Jan 5, 2011 15:52:54 GMT -5
I'm sure Jem would be more pleased to know we're just drunk dialing him as opposed to asking him to bail us out of jail. I think the latter would give the poor guy a heartattack. He would always bail me out, though. I'm his favorite ex! [laughs] When you say falling, you do mean in love? Or like...legitimately falling? Because I just don't know. I fall a lot in front of Kaler.
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