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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 13:52:10 GMT -5
can anyone get me a new fake id? i need a drink, bad.
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 13:57:09 GMT -5
you really don't need one. i know a bartender. where the hell have you been tea?!
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:01:59 GMT -5
i've been busy drinking the rest of my stash. which bartender is this, walker?
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 14:05:59 GMT -5
delgado, you are drinking without me. you bitch. let's just say i have a personal thing with a bartender that is off the market. unfortunately....which means i need to find someone else to fuck.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:08:54 GMT -5
ayy bitch, aren't i always drinking? i met a bartender too. only problem is, i can't remember his name... that's why I need the fake ID. and dang, you're complaining about me drinking without you and this is the first i'm hearing about your fuck buddy? do i know him?
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 14:14:27 GMT -5
yeah drinking is kind of our thing. i can't believe you were drinking without me. i thought i told you about the fuck buddy. it was the bartender....kaler is his name. so if you know kaler the bartender you know my now ex fuck buddy. fucker went and got a girlfriend...one he won't cheat on with. so i am on the search again.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:21:55 GMT -5
ohh, so you weren't being the slutty mistress then. just the slut (; hmm.. no. I don't believe Kaler is the name of the bartender I know. damn, really wish I could remember his name... well once I find a way to get some more alcohol, I promise I'll invite you next time.
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 14:26:22 GMT -5
oh no, i was the slutty mistress. he had a girlfriend when i was fucking him, and then he dumped her and found a new girl. fucker....could have at least warned me so i could find another one. was it at the nightclub? we might need to find him. well if we go to the bar that kaler works at he won't card us. trust me.....he knows i'm not twenty one. it's all good.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:40:21 GMT -5
he sounds like quite the guy... why do you pick such complicated fuck buddies? to be honest, i can't even remember where the bartender works. that's how fucked out of my mind i must have been. if kaler won't card us though, that sounds like the perfect solution to our underage dilemma.
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 14:44:18 GMT -5
i don't know how it happened it was like the first night i was in this god forsaken piece of earth. eh, whatever. we need to find me another one. and why are we not sharing all this good stuff to get me fucked out of my mind. god you suck at sharing woman! he would never card me, and if i bring you along it will be more fun for kaler and the rest of the bar.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:47:13 GMT -5
you see, hadley, if i share my goods with you, i won't be anywhere near as fucked. sharing may be caring, but it sure as hell ain't fun in my books. but, if it makes you feel better, i drank it all so now i'm all out. it really sucks, you don't know how bad i need a drink right now. you may need a new fuck buddy, but i could fuck either sex and i still can't find someone who's up for no strings.
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 14:53:09 GMT -5
trust me i know where to get us some good stuff. i can't reveal my sources, but i can get us more good stuff. and not just alcohol if you know what i mean. yeah i have never fucked a chick....that is a line i have yet to cross, but yeah we need to find me a guy to fuck my brains out. got it, let's start finding us some fuck buddies.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 14:58:08 GMT -5
you down for going out tonight then? i need to get good and wasted ASAP. ooh hadley, you rebel, you. i have enough weed to last me the next little bit, so i'm all good. maybe you just haven't been drunk enough. then again, i wouldn't take advantage of you like i do other drunk straight girls (;
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Post by hadley lynne walker on Jan 17, 2011 15:01:11 GMT -5
hell yes i am! and yet again you are not sharing!? you bitch! it is a good possibility that i have not been drunk enough. you can try and take advantage me tea! we will see what happens, get me good and drunk and maybe a little bit stoned! you know you love me.
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Post by kate on Jan 17, 2011 15:12:32 GMT -5
oh honey, i'm not sure you can handle me (; i'll buy you a drink at the bar, and PERHAPS i'll share my weed. how's that for sharing?
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